The Absolute Delight of Prettiest Princess of Deceit And Cruelty is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.851 billion Prettiest Princess of Deceit And Crueltyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Prettiest Princess of Deceit And Crueltyian economy, worth 600 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,924 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prettiest Princess of Deceit And Cruelty's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prettiest Princess of Deceit And Cruelty is ranked 278,171^st in the world and 3^rd in Allied States of EuroIslanders for Most Primitive, scoring -311.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.