Population | 35.578 billion |
Capital | Byrdland |
Leader | Robert C Byrd |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Byrd |
Animal | Thurmond |
The Decrepit Senators of President Pro Tempore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert C Byrd with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.578 billion Senators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrdland. The income tax rate is 100%.
The Senator economy, worth an astonishing 11,532 trillion Byrds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 324,160 Byrds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, Senators incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. President Pro Tempore's national animal is the Thurmond, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.
President Pro Tempore is ranked 7,879th in the world and 2nd in Evil for Most Stationary, with 2,645.8077511264 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : President Pro Tempore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : President Pro Tempore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, Senators incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : President Pro Tempore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : President Pro Tempore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, 90% of active duty PPTAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in President Pro Tempore, above President Pro Tempore there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Doctorian.