The Republic of Premium Countries is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.142 billion Countrymen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Premium Countriesian economy, worth 209 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,788 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,883 per year while the poor average 2,556, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Premium Countries's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Premium Countries is ranked 248,218^th in the world and 1^st in Premium Countries for Highest Average Incomes, with 40,788.14 Standard Monetary Units.