The Realm of Poseidon is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Poseidon with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.026 billion Poseidonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ocean. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Poseidonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,420 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Poseidonians, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poseidon's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult Of Poseidon.

Poseidon is ranked 14,939^th in the world and 2^nd in Greece for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,162.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.