The Realm of Poseidon is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Poseidon with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.564 billion Poseidonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ocean. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poseidonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,399 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,442 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The same 8564 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Poseidon's every word on Twitcher, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poseidon's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult Of Poseidon.

Poseidon is ranked 80,666^th in the world and 6^th in Greece for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 401.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.