The Queendom of Portsmith is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.404 billion Portsmithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The Portsmithian economy, worth 210 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,807 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Portsmith flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Portsmith's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portsmith's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Portsmith is ranked 231,767^th in the world and 9^th in Mazandaran for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.84 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.