The Holy Cat-loving Republic of Portogala is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Stray kitten that lives next to my house with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.012 billion Kitterians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pet Rescue. The average income tax rate is 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Portogalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion treats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,274 treats, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, voting is voluntary, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portogala's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CATolicism.

Portogala is ranked 138,266^th in the world and 3^rd in Union of Kenora for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,300.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.