The State of Porto Cayenne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.517 billion Porto Cayenneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The powerhouse Porto Cayennean economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 28,363 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,131 per year while the poor average 1,665, a ratio of 112 to 1.

The land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, Porto Cayenne has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Porto Cayenne in an international press conference, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Porto Cayenne's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Porto Cayenne is ranked 250,602^nd in the world and 632^nd in United States of America for Most Beautiful Environments, with 229.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.