The Kingdom of Porgu is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vanapagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.019 billion Põrguseses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tori. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Põrguse economy, worth 155 trillion Põrglars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,444 Põrglars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tori University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porgu's national animal is the Põrgu Kutsu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Satanism.

Porgu is ranked 159,951^st in the world and 4^th in The Satanic P0rguist Realm for Highest Average Incomes, with 51,444.02 Standard Monetary Units.