The Incorporated States of Popstar Ahri is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 4.585 billion Popstar Ahrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Popstar Ahrian economy, worth 191 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,691 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, many in Popstar Ahri are born in the purple, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Popstar Ahri's national animal is the Kitsune.

Popstar Ahri is ranked 284,734^th in the world and 8^th in Bodt for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.