The Republic of Poop God is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 297 million Poop Godians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Poop Godian economy, worth 12.3 trillion Poops a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,530 Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poop God's national animal is the God, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poop God is ranked 103,505^th in the world and 8^th in The Tolotai Order for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,210.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.