The Confederated Empire of Polskie is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine I von Kedven with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.528 billion Polskieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Polskiean economy, worth 941 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,368 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polskie's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Draconic Shinto.

Polskie is ranked 187,069^th in the world and 928^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,178.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.