The Federation of Polski Lakijski is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.27 billion Poles are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Polish economy, worth 135 trillion Zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,643 Zloties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,036 per year while the poor average 6,120, a ratio of 51.0 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polski Lakijski's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Polski Lakijski is ranked 278,847^th in the world and 14^th in New Lacia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 6,120.16 Standard Monetary Units.