The Holy Empire of Poloicestate is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 539 million Poloicestateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving Poloicestatean economy, worth 40.4 trillion dkes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 74,939 dkes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,571 per year while the poor average 16,564, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Poloicestate's national animal is the dkekekieor.

Poloicestate is ranked 59,574^th in the world and 30^th in The Eternal Order for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,458.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.