The Borderlands of Pollutionstan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.817 billion Pollutionstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pollutionstanian economy, worth 195 trillion Charred Woodchips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,486 Charred Woodchips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Pollutionstan, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Pollutionstanian military unleashed its biological weapons, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pollutionstan's national animal is the Smog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Environmental Devastation.

Pollutionstan is ranked 85,789^th in the world and 8^th in Sertia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,140.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.