The Third Republic of Pollariaua is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Governmental Oversight with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 4.529 billion Pollarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad de Capital. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pollarian economy, worth 533 trillion Bits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,847 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, prank shows are so hot right now, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done President Governmental Oversight's credibility no favours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pollariaua's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Government.

Pollariaua is ranked 7,720^th in the world and 357^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 178.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.