The Commonwealth of Polinikia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by tuhina nui with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 32.979 billion Polinikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alekanekapura. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Polinikian economy, worth a remarkable 5,655 trillion tala a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,490 tala, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, every day is laundry day, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polinikia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polinikia is ranked 331,824^th in the world and 3^rd in Kataru Kur Gal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -59.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.