Population | 6.48 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Policygenius is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.48 billion Policygeniusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Administration not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Policygeniusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 275,344 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,208,701 per year while the poor average 7,945, a ratio of 278 to 1.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Policygenius's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Policygenius is ranked 250th in the world and 19th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 25,882.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, Big Belly is watching you.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year.
- : Policygenius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Policygenius, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.