The Queendom of Pola Negri is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.888 billion Pola Negrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The all-consuming Pola Negrian economy, worth 264 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,681 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, all that glitters is Leader's toilet, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pola Negri's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pola Negri is ranked 288,038^th in the world and 1,018^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.