The World Series of Poker is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Caesars Entertainment with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.196 billion Pokerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 162,139 chips, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Poker look to be the happiest ones, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the PBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poker's national animal is the great white shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Poker.

Poker is ranked 145,099^th in the world and 3^rd in Joe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 454.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.