The PEACEFUL DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC of Poison Beast is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.587 billion Poison Beasts are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Poisonous economy, worth 412 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,031 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is moderate. Poison Beast's national animal is the skibidi toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poison Beast is ranked 156,630^th in the world and 2^nd in Eruditio for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.