The Grand Duchy of Podilia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Michael Positko with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.076 billion Podilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamianets. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Podilian economy, worth 139 trillion podyars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,331 podyars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Podilia's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secular state.

Podilia is ranked 211,461^st in the world and 24^th in Ukraine for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,331.52 Standard Monetary Units.