The Principality of Plettenburg bay is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.248 billion Plettenburg bayians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The strong Plettenburg bayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Bay dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,789 Bay dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are legally not allowed to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, homophobia is off the menu, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is relatively low. Plettenburg bay's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Plettenburg bay is ranked 255,227^th in the world and 89^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.