The Dictatorship of Platapus123 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 700 million Morons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money bucks center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The thriving An idiot economy, worth 55.9 trillion MONEY BUCKs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 79,828 MONEY BUCKs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, domestic fishermen fly the An idiot flag out of fear of being blown up, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Platapus123's national animal is the Building, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Platapus123 is ranked 90,936^th in the world and 62^nd in Hell for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,268.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.