The Disputed Territories of Plan 9 From Outer Space is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.123 billion Plan 9 From Outer Spacers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The strong Plan 9 From Outer Spacer economy, worth 67.3 trillion word unfortunately in the body emails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 59,916 word unfortunately in the body emails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,645 per year while the poor average 4,394, a ratio of 82.7 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, Leader has just been declared ruler of Plan 9 From Outer Space in an international press conference, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Plan 9 From Outer Space's national animal is the human resources generalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plan 9 From Outer Space is ranked 73,769^th in the world and 10^th in Almost as bad as the job market for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,937.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.