The Llamatarian Free State of Plamyadia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chef de l'État Guilhem Caissac with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.018 billion Plamyadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espace Réservé. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Plamyadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,036 trillion Al'pakkhas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,578 Al'pakkhas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the official Plamyadian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is totally unknown. Plamyadia's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Plamyadia is ranked 330,237^th in the world and 3^rd in Covenant for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,742.21 Standard Monetary Units.