The Free Land of Plaisir is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.217 billion Plaisirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Plaisirian economy, worth 218 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,742 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the news is showing footage of Me bullying an old man to the point of tears, and they say that Plaisirians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Plaisir's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Plaisir is ranked 71,217^th in the world and 658^th in Pacifism for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,909.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.