The United States of Pizza MRE is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 8.738 billion Pizza MREians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pizza MREian economy, worth 483 trillion MRES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,313 MRES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza MRE's national animal is the MRE manufacturer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza MRE is ranked 178,358^th in the world and 54^th in Paperwork for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 395.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.