The Principality of Pizza is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pizza the Hut with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.901 billion Pizzans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Slice. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Pizzan economy, worth 80.3 trillion Pepperonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 27,689 Pepperonis, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Pizza's new capital, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, Pizza the Hut has just been declared ruler of Pizza in an international press conference, and Pizza the Hut is the self-declared God of all Pizza. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pizza's national animal is the Sardine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Hut.

Pizza is ranked 233,257^th in the world and 6^th in Avalon for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,495.13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.