The Queendom of Pitralizia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.516 billion Pitralizians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerrmaey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Pitralizian economy, worth 369 trillion Pitrlizian reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,925 Pitrlizian reais, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Pitralizia has designated Xerrmaey as its capital city, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pitralizia's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pitralizia is ranked 94,410^th in the world and 7^th in Shalibvia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,473.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.