The Republik of Pitbull is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Od1n with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.056 billion Pitbullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pitbullian economy, worth an astonishing 11,214 trillion Marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 532,623 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,713,100 per year while the poor average 125,427, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitbull's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordisch.

Pitbull is ranked 225^th in the world and 1^st in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 245.69 law-abiding acts per hour.