The Republic of Pisidia is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.415 billion Pisidians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Pisidian economy, worth 462 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,427 golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pisidia has designated Pisidia City as its capital city, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, Leader has just been declared ruler of Pisidia in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Pisidia's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pisidia's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pisidia is ranked 20,965^th in the world and 10^th in Terranova for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,056.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.