The Ελληνιστικό Βασίλειο of Pirrhos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Pirrhos of Epirus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.737 billion Andarian Stellar Epirote Warriors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passaron. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Andarian Stellar Epirote Warrior economy, worth 262 trillion Tetradrachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,327 Tetradrachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pirrhos's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Pirrhos is ranked 90,066^th in the world and 1^st in The Fornax Constellation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,080.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.