The Secular Order of Pirate castlee is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pirate League with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.916 billion Pirateses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saigon Airport. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pirate castleean economy, worth 424 trillion Libras a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,467 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Robots can only dream of electric sheep and living a long happy life, Pirateses ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirate castlee's national animal is the Atlantic Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arms Trade.

Pirate castlee is ranked 33,302^nd in the world and 13^th in Union Brazilian for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,052.29 Standard Monetary Units.