The Federation of Piralos is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working population of 6.667 billion Piralosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Piralosian economy, worth 309 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,444 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime is moderate. Piralos's national animal is the sheep.

Piralos is ranked 221,007^th in the world and 339^th in Council of Asia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 270 on the Gilded Widget Scale.