The Republic of Pious Rominopibe is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kika with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.603 billion Pious Rominopibeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ffafia. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pious Rominopibean economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,411 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, kindergartners are taught to loathe poor trigger discipline and citrus, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pious Rominopibe's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kikaism.

Pious Rominopibe is ranked 331,235^th in the world and 5^th in EmbassyRegionia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -22.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.