The Poor Peasants of Pinkest Panther is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Sellars with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.213 billion Pinkest Pantherians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katoville. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinkest Pantherian economy, worth a remarkable 2,205 trillion Pink Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,189 Pink Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, half of Pinkest Panther just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, and muggers are complimented on their revolutionary spirit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinkest Panther's national animal is the Pink Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Katoism.

Pinkest Panther is ranked 33,170^th in the world and 9^th in Doll Guldur for Largest Populations, with 14.2 billion capita.