The Colony of Pineapple and Cilantro Islands is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.698 billion Pineapple and Cilantro Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The Pineapple and Cilantro Insular economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion scudoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,640 scudoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime is relatively low. Pineapple and Cilantro Islands's national animal is the hermit crab.

Pineapple and Cilantro Islands is ranked 142,997^th in the world and 5^th in Oceanic Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,173.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.