The Republic of Pigeon is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 7.912 billion Pigeonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pigeonian economy, worth 263 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,276 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and a major religion has been named as Pigeon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pigeon's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pigeon is ranked 70,984^th in the world and 2^nd in Paperwork for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,545.33 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.