The Republic of Pig Destroyer is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.76 billion Pig Destroyerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The very strong Pig Destroyerian economy, worth 133 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,778 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,032 per year while the poor average 21,196, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The fattest folk in Pig Destroyer look to be the happiest ones, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pig Destroyer's national animal is the penguin.

Pig Destroyer is ranked 212,226^th in the world and 3^rd in Grindcore for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.95 percentage of bribes refused.