The Kháos Pieckingdom of Pieck Finger is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kháos Pieck with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 8.985 billion Pieck Fingerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pieck Town. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pieck Fingerian economy, worth 343 trillion pieck pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,227 pieck pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pieck Finger's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaotic Kháos.

Pieck Finger is ranked 178,100^th in the world and 9,441^st in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 854.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.