The Federation of PieAssessment is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 4.323 billion PieAssessmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.1%.

The large but inefficient PieAssessmentian economy, worth 151 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,946 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PieAssessment's national animal is the Dog.

PieAssessment is ranked 182,060^th in the world and 4^th in Armagnac for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.25 law-abiding acts per hour.