The Queendom of Pick Me Up is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.196 billion Pick Me Upians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pick Me Upian economy, worth 158 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,587 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,384 per year while the poor average 31,882, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pick Me Up's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pick Me Up is ranked 159,692^nd in the world and 4^th in the Subspace Hideout for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 791.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.