The Most Serene Republic of Phony King Wang is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 191 million Maltyzshes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The very strong Phony King Wangian economy, worth 16.7 trillion oreos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,475 oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Postcards from Phony King Wangian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phony King Wang's national animal is the ibex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phony King Wang is ranked 298,460^th in the world and 235^th in Lesbian for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.