The Colony of Phonociefus II is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Enheldor the Wolf King with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.355 billion Phonociefians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Wolves. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phonociefian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,553 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phonociefus II's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptism.

Phonociefus II is ranked 81,209^th in the world and 5^th in Jethnea for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.