Most Avoided: 8,316thMost Primitive: 8,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,669th
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure For Our Homeland!
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Philippines DPR

Population478 million

Currency4th Edition Trench Dollar
AnimalBlack Spotted Tabby Cat

The Protectorate of Philippines DPR is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 478 million Philippines DPRians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Philippines DPRian economy, worth 24.7 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,745 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime is a problem. Philippines DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Philippines DPR is ranked 259,785th in the world and 16th in New Region oasis for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 13.62 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
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Most Avoided: 8,316thMost Primitive: 8,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,669thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,919th
Top
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, religious sermons are topping the spoken word charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippines DPR, the Philippines DPRian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.

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