The Queendom of Philine is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 8.962 billion Philinea are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Philinean economy, worth 303 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 33,850 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Philine's national animal is the sheep.

Philine is ranked 279,445^th in the world and 1^st in The Clevist Internationale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.