The Community of Phatti is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jared Fogle with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.708 billion Phattians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subway. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Phattian economy, worth 200 trillion Phats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,600 Phats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and Jared Fogle is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phatti's national animal is the Phat people, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phatti is ranked 47,962^nd in the world and 5^th in The Slumber for Highest Average Incomes, with 117,600.82 Standard Monetary Units.