The Republic of Pharrell Williams is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 1.279 billion Pharrell Williamsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.
The sizeable but inefficient Pharrell Williamsian economy, worth 52.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,003 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pharrell Williams City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, many Pharrell Williamsians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and a major religion has been named as Pharrell Williams's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pharrell Williams's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pharrell Williams is ranked 39,559th in the world and 3rd in DatPiff for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 805.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
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Pharrell Williams, a major religion has been named as Pharrell Williams's national religion.
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Pharrell Williams, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
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Pharrell Williams, many Pharrell Williamsians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns.
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Pharrell Williams, Pharrell Williams City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
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Pharrell Williams, Leader has just been declared ruler of Pharrell Williams in an international press conference.
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Pharrell Williams, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
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Pharrell Williams, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
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Pharrell Williams was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Pharrell Williams, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
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Pharrell Williams, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.






