The Colony of PF33 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 8.918 billion PF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PF33ian economy, worth 393 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,160 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

PF33 is ranked 128,083^rd in the world and 1^st in ProFa for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 125 on the Clooney Contribution Index.