The Democratic States of Petro Sea is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.539 billion Petro Seans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Petro Sean economy, worth 101 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,988 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petro Sea's national animal is the falcon.

Petro Sea is ranked 116,072^nd in the world and 55^th in Stygian Abbey for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,591.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.